adamisaspaz's definitions

CIS 200

n. Stands for Computer Information Systems 200. The most boring class in the universe. Has arbitrary and capricious grading standards.

Shit, I forgot to do the lab for that douchebag CIS 200 class.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel.

Man, look at the white pants he be sportin'.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

TOG

See Titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Appleworks

The Apple office software suite.

Appleworks is not as good as Microsoft Office.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003