adamisaspaz's definitions

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Bacardi Silver

A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink.

I don't like beer. Would you please pass me a Bacardi Silver?

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hilarii

See hilarious.

When you kicked spaz in the nuts, it was hilarii!

by adamisaspaz March 6, 2003

bonable

See boneable

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

boneable

adj. Physically attractive. Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.

That girl over there looks eminently boneable.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

jungle juice

n.
A somewhat palatable combination of vodka, sugar, Kool-Aid, and fruit. Usually mixed to have a 20 percent alcohol content, allowing fly Yolandas to be quickly inebriated.

Let's mix up some jungle juice for the party tonight.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003