adamisaspaz's definitions

Fleischman's vodka

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

sketchtastic

adj.
Extreme form of sketchy.

Sloppy J was so sketchtastic, it almost gave me a sketchgasm.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

loud

1. Sound characterized by high volume and intensity.
2. Producing sound of high volume and intensity.
3. Insistent.
4. Having extremely bright colors
5. Offensive in manner.

My subwoofer is so loud - it goes up to 11!

Paco's shirt is extremely loud; I didn't know that there are that many shades of orange!

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Bacardi Silver

A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink.

I don't like beer. Would you please pass me a Bacardi Silver?

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

TOG

See Titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003