21 definitions by aaronak
Laughing
Your
Ass
Back
On
This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.
Your
Ass
Back
On
This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.
by aaronak August 19, 2004
by aaronak May 2, 2006
A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
by aaronak November 9, 2004
Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
by aaronak May 2, 2006
by aaronak April 12, 2006
Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.
by aaronak January 14, 2005
The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".
A schwa looks like an upside down e
by aaronak November 5, 2004