14 definitions by a wild bandaid
a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.
bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017
1.Something that is heating/scorching, such as fire, an iron, or electric wire or a 1000 degree knife.
2. Someone that is visually stunning/attractive to either men or women, or other genders such as attack helicopters.
3. temperature.
2. Someone that is visually stunning/attractive to either men or women, or other genders such as attack helicopters.
3. temperature.
Logan:Heather is hot!
Chad: My magnet is hot!
Steve: Chad stfu, we're talking about heather and her booty
Chad: My magnet is hot!
Steve: Chad stfu, we're talking about heather and her booty
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
1. The male reproductive organ, or the penis.
2. a person who is unfavorable by others & is a pain in the ass
3. a name for someone,e.g Moby Dick
2. a person who is unfavorable by others & is a pain in the ass
3. a name for someone,e.g Moby Dick
Shawn:Kam, you're such a fucking dick!
Stephen:yeah go suck a dick too!
Dick:hey, my name is dick :'(
Logan:dick shut the fuck up, we're talking about someone else
Stephen:yeah go suck a dick too!
Dick:hey, my name is dick :'(
Logan:dick shut the fuck up, we're talking about someone else
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
When an item,tool,/anything else can be obtained for no cost whatever, which means you can just get it without having to touch your wallet.
Dealer: ayy i'm feeling nice today so i'll give you this weed for free, no cost.
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.
John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017