5 definitions by ZmanIsTheMan3
Relating to the 2020 Coronavirus (COVID19) Pandemic:
1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.
2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.
2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. A family of 5 Covidiots decided to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and extend my unemployment for another month.
2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 April 20, 2020
A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."
You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.
Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
by ZmanIsTheMan3 November 7, 2015
Sweeping term for justifying activities like that of a dictatorial regime. Invoking Executive Privilege allows a once-elected leader to avoid any accountability for wrongdoing, and force appointed officials to break the law as well.
Congress: You’ve been subpoenaed to testify, regarding evidence of you feeding Vladimir Putin national intelligence materials.
Executive Branch: Nah, fuck that bruh, I invoke executive privilege. Let me golf in peace.
Executive Branch: Nah, fuck that bruh, I invoke executive privilege. Let me golf in peace.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 September 21, 2019
Aaron Rodgers: I want to have kids, so I can’t be vaccinated against deadly diseases. Dr Joe Rogan told be to guzzle down this horse dewormer, so now I go around telling my employer and coworkers that I’m immunized.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 November 11, 2021
1. Invaluable is one of the dumbest words in the English language.
2.
Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.
2.
Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 July 17, 2021