Zak's definitions

The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.

Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!

by Zak January 22, 2004

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by Zak April 4, 2003

0_o

An expression of surprise used on Instant Messaging services.

Person One: I got a sex change!
Person Two: 0_o

by Zak September 6, 2003

cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

by zAk May 1, 2004

404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

by Zak May 3, 2003

jeyah

a variation of the word "yeah" but only used for extra emphasis in situations

"Jeyah" is usually said by itself, before anything else is said and the context is whatever you want to make it.

by Zak March 3, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003