Zak's definitions

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003

nutsac

1. A scrodum
2. A bag of nuts, usually almonds or macadamias
3. An event or situation that just makes you say "WTF?!"

1. chew on my nutsac.
2. I enjoy a nutsac at the ballpark
3. WTF?! You sure know how to pull a nutsac, nutzak.

by Zak March 28, 2003

beautiful letdown

Commonly known as a CD by Switchfoot, a "beautiful letdown" is a breakup that happens in a way where one of the two is not fully aware of it. A prime example is "taking a break" from the relationship.

"She said we were taking a break...three months later I found out that it was permanent...what a beautiful letdown.."

by Zak April 24, 2005

404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

by Zak May 3, 2003

0_o

An expression of surprise used on Instant Messaging services.

Person One: I got a sex change!
Person Two: 0_o

by Zak September 6, 2003

cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

by zAk May 1, 2004

Four Corners

An area in Silver Spring which is the intersection of University Boulevard and Colesville Road. Don't mess, it is freakin' badass. Known for it's superiority to Olney and cool kids that live there.

"Yo, b-dawg, you wanna go walk in Four Corners and talk to homeless people."

by Zak December 8, 2003