Zak's definitions

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

beautiful letdown

Commonly known as a CD by Switchfoot, a "beautiful letdown" is a breakup that happens in a way where one of the two is not fully aware of it. A prime example is "taking a break" from the relationship.

"She said we were taking a break...three months later I found out that it was permanent...what a beautiful letdown.."

by Zak April 24, 2005

nutsac

1. A scrodum
2. A bag of nuts, usually almonds or macadamias
3. An event or situation that just makes you say "WTF?!"

1. chew on my nutsac.
2. I enjoy a nutsac at the ballpark
3. WTF?! You sure know how to pull a nutsac, nutzak.

by Zak March 28, 2003

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003