Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 27, 2012

chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus August 16, 2005