4 definitions by ZUUL42

pizza phone

When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.

"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."

by ZUUL42 September 17, 2015

Schrödinger's emoticon

The emiticon that is never seen is both happy and sad at the same time.

If you had to display Schrödinger's emoticon it would be in a box to remain unobserved -> ⬜
If you were to look at it, it would have a determined, singular state.

by ZUUL42 October 8, 2014

superficial

This is an actual word. Why don't you try to use a dictionary, you fucking moron.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superficial

by ZUUL42 October 6, 2013

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 14, 2019