4 definitions by ZUES THE GOD
Despite contrary belief about pigs and assholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants
"MaRC, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. You have to admit that..." - Incompetent FOX NEWS reporter
"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist
"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist
by ZUES THE GOD March 3, 2014
by ZUES THE GOD March 1, 2014
An idol is anything
“I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.” - George Carlin on worshiping idol
by ZUES THE GOD March 6, 2014
Ryan Marks came down to hangle with the crowd after his performance, at which point I got to meet him!
by ZUES THE GOD March 7, 2014