Yoda's definitions

scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 23, 2003

scary

something that makes u shit urself.

that was fucking scary, i shit myself

by Yoda April 28, 2003

farquatious

Has no actual definition...it can be used to describe anything as bad good pretty ugly etc

That movie was farquatious

by Yoda December 20, 2002

Axylrose

The homo singer in Guns and Roses

That Axyl Rose is a total homo!

by Yoda October 5, 2003

cookie

A yr 13 named james cook aka cookie often found in bed or on xbox loves beating up osbournes ( Sad individual who is often told to commit suicide to no avail)

Cookie man or cookie dude

by Yoda March 9, 2005

Star Wars

ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL!!! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.

ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS!! HAHAHAHAHA

by Yoda March 30, 2004

Ridonculous

When something is so totally unreal or absolutely preposterous, that the word ridiculous does not come to close to explaining it.

Any of the above definitions that claim to have started the word ridonculous in the past 10 years, are in fact ridonculous. The word ridonculous has been around for at least 20 years as I have known it all my life.

by Yoda December 15, 2004