Yoda's definitions

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003

TATTIE

a girls titty..breast...h00ter..

i was rubbing mya's tattie when the phone rang. i picked that shit up.. it was sailor moon

by yoda March 23, 2005

Axylrose

Switch the letters around and it spells out "ROYAL SEX". Coincidence? I think not..

Will dances on garbage, I mean...axylrose.

by Yoda April 26, 2003

footwork

This word originates in the hood back in the day when people would be breakdancin and doin footwork see?

fancy footwork my friend

by yoda April 5, 2004

cac

cac is a Vietnamese word meaning fuck, not cock or anything else that sounds like it.
An example will not make sense unless it is in Vietnamese.

Cac to cha may.

Fuck your father's ancestors.

by yoda April 20, 2005

Chassis

1. Noun: The female backside. Rumpshaker. Booty. Moneymaker. Ass. Heinie. Rear-end.

2. Noun: A superior hindquarters, usually on a well-proportioned female.

"Check out the chassis on that brunette hottie by the jacuzzi."

by YODA November 22, 2004

Star Wars

ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL!!! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.

ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS!! HAHAHAHAHA

by Yoda March 30, 2004