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cac

cac is a Vietnamese word meaning fuck, not cock or anything else that sounds like it.
An example will not make sense unless it is in Vietnamese.
Cac to cha may.

Fuck your father's ancestors.
by yoda April 20, 2005
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gaf

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.
i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)
by yoda August 8, 2003
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fucktard

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
by Yoda September 12, 2003
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The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 22, 2003
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scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 23, 2003
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Mensan

Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.
Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.
by Yoda September 30, 2003
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Axylrose

That Axyl Rose is a total homo!
by Yoda October 5, 2003
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