3 definitions by XxxgreaselordxxX

Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Cheddarwursted

The act of getting fucked by a guy from Wisconsin. Man sets his heifer on a sturdy bar stool, and plows her while wearing flannel and screaming GOPACKGO while she thinks about Aaron Rogers.

Did you here Jenny went up north and got cheddarwursted by Jeff?

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017