Definitions by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway
Glenville
A town near Schenectady that proves that the "old boy network" is alive and well. Full of crooked politicians, theiving town employees, and someone who drives around all day as a BTK murderer copy-cat. But hey, it's still better than Schenectady!!
officer: "Sir are you aware the town code states your grass can be no higher than three inches, and your garbage cans cannot be in plain site except on garbage day?"
citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"
officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"
officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
Glenville by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007
crack heads
People from Schenectady.
crack heads by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007
prostitutes
prostitutes by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007
Guyanese
The best thing that ever happened to Schenectady in recent memory. Now some of the decaying properties are being restored.
Guyanese by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway December 3, 2007
schenectady snort
This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!
schenectady snort by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007
Rotterdam
A small town just outside of Schenectady. It was once largely populated by Italians and the affluent, but nothing can outlast the teeming stench and decy that eminates from Schenectady forever. Even the Guyanese who have moved there after making some money selling cheap houses in Schenectady are leaving for better areas like Glenville and Niskayuna. And the vacancies left behind are quickly being filled by white trash ghetto scum that were born and raised in Schenectady.
Rotterdam by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007
crack whores
guy 1: "Hey, what ever happened to that girl from Schenectady you were dating?"
guy2: "Dating? Are you nuts? I gave her 20 bucks and treated her like the crack whore she is! They're all crack whores in Skank-ectady!"
guy2: "Dating? Are you nuts? I gave her 20 bucks and treated her like the crack whore she is! They're all crack whores in Skank-ectady!"
crack whores by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007