26 definitions by Who The Douce Are You?
A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER
Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?
Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.
Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.
Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?
Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly
Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow
Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.
Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.
Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?
Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly
Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow
by Who The Douce Are You? April 15, 2005
a rich person, who is famous for being rich, started the dumbest trend, the "Dog Accessories", she is just like every other young, celebrity, partyer, she is ugly and too skinny, I wouldn't touch her with a 50 foot pole, she is loose and easy
Just like at a hotel, you bring your own sheets and blankets becuase you don't know who was just in there
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.
Guy 1: What's on your arm?
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
Two lumps on a womans chest that have several different names and several different uses.
1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Yes
1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Yes
Guy 1: Hey! Aren't Jenny's breats looking might fine today
Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her
Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi
Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.
Jenny: How rude!
Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her
Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi
Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.
Jenny: How rude!
Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
by Who The Douce Are You? April 20, 2005
The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.
Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.
Guy : no
Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.
Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?
Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.
Guy : Gesh
Guy : no
Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.
Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?
Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.
Guy : Gesh
by Who The Douce Are You? April 15, 2005
a place that lies and says they will do one thing and doesn't. Don't be fooled by the name, that is what lures the the victims in. It is a place where the student council has no power, the teachers are all te same (except different accents) and you do something called "Tai Chi", it is dreadful
Kid : Hey look I got a notice from "High Tech High"
Dad: nope your not going
Kid: But Why?
Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.
Dad: nope your not going
Kid: But Why?
Dad: No kid of mine is going to be labeled a nerd.
by Who The Douce Are You? April 15, 2005