4 definitions by Whatshername.
A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."
"penguin dick.. the worst!! "
"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
by Whatshername. January 14, 2010
A nerd of a particular variety: one that is well versed in politics and government. They find great joy in watching the news, hearing debates and knowing about local government leaders and foreign policies.
Angela is SUCH a governerd, she just told me "Today the new congress is getting sworn in! I am so excited!"
by Whatshername. January 5, 2011
In a FMF threesome, when a guy lays on his back and has one girl straddling/riding his lap and the other his face, therefor creating a trifecta of awesome. Essentially, it is the sister sexual act to the fingercuff.
Craziest thing happened last night, I took two girls home and they had me at the bottom of a Cleopatra's Pyramid!
by Whatshername. November 22, 2010
Ladies who are possessed to wear incredibly high-heeled shoes without contemplating the amount of walking involved to get to their late night destination. Their lack of grace and the sound they make stomping about resembles that of a Clydesdale horse. It is a common occurrence on a weekend evening in any city with a night club scene.
These chicks in White Plains are clomping around like a bunch of Clydesdales... and they need to put on some clothes too. Damn hussies
by Whatshername. November 22, 2010