8 definitions by Wally Krunk from the grave

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.
Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 17, 2015
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the massage places that give you a happy ending
Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister
by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009
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The hood or street name for the recently deceased Walter Cronkite.
Gang Member #1: Yo, what up nigga? Did you hear Wally Krunk got shot? Nigga went crazy.
White Guy #1: He didn't get shot.
Gang Member #1: I'm going to kill you.
White Guy #2: Who the hell is Wally Krunk?
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The actual thick, white, almost volcano like substance that a Sista oozes out of her puss during the act of sex. It's usually so frothy that it looks like Dan Dierdorf spit in their cunt. This is not always regulated to the Sista's but it's more pronounced because of their complextion.
Steve: I must have drank a half gallon of The Froth last night while eating out LaShanda
Rick: You fucked a black girl?
by Wally Krunk from the grave August 24, 2009
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When you knock a girl up to teach her a lesson and stop being such a bitch
Wilson: Denise was being a cunt so I gave her a belly ache and skipped town
Waitress: I was just going to ask if you were new around here
by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009
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The act of taking a crap so big that your pants fit better afterwards.
I couldn't fit into my wedding dress then I deposited a Hildog and now you can fit 3 people in my gown.
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When you take a class and some ugly chick finally seems hot because there is nothing better to look at.
Dude, why did you bang that ugly bitch?

Yo Smoke, it was classroom syndrom.
by Wally Krunk from the grave January 30, 2008
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