Vincent's definitions

astute

when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot

that prof is sooo astute

by vincent March 17, 2004

bitch ass punk

while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.

Jesus Christ! Daniel is such a bitch ass punk. I hope he fucking dies and goes to hell!

by Vincent May 26, 2004

aylss

1) any sort of ass or back end of a large hairy being
2) a word that can be said at any occasion, to mean anything at all
3) used to make the sayer happy or laugh, "aylss" can be said at any time

1: What a humongous aylss that lunchlady has, and look at the panties she uses to cover it.
2: aylss aylss aylss aylss aylss(simple as that)
3: Eat my dirty aylss you whore

by vincent April 9, 2003

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

grabass

The opposite of "soft/lighted" sex - like "Makin Love". Concentraded on the carnal side of procreating.

John is very nice in bed - too nice. I miss the grabass part of making love. I miss banging my head towards the bedroom wall.

by Vincent August 21, 2003

dusml

Do you see me laughing

AIM Buddy 1: hahahaha thats so funny
YOU: dusml

by Vincent April 21, 2004

legal name

1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.

2) A name that the government approves.

Your Legal Name Is Albert Einstein

by Vincent December 13, 2004