9 definitions by V. Cummings
vt.: To de-program an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
The teen's parents nearly mistook his darting eyes and undecipherable speech for schizophrenia or excessive pot smoking, but after a comprehensive examination of his computer activities, they determined he needed to be i-toxed.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
n.: A delectably crude term for the circumcised human male penis, esp. if the head is wide in diameter
vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft
vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft
"Knob" as a noun: Nude and kneeling before his knob, she made him horny for a blowjob.
"Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.
"Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
Someone, esp. a woman, who emits rather loud vocalizations during orgasm
Also: A woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple orgasms
Also: A woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple orgasms
He brags how his next-door neighbors leave their windows open at night because his latest girlfriend is a comer.
The woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi-orgasmic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.
The woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi-orgasmic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
A spongy-hard magic button that, when rubbed, can send its owner on a magic carpet ride. The sensations are more thrilling than any rollercoaster, with similar changes in gravity but the same dizzy feeling when it's all over.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)
Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
by V. Cummings August 6, 2006
n. a smooth fucking session (not to be confused with the rough stuff in Brando's controversial butter scene in the Bertolucci film Last Tango in Paris)
As he and his wife grew older, he took consolation in the mellow rhythms of a butter fuck in their sleigh bed.
by V. Cummings August 3, 2006