9 definitions by V-Popp

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

by V-Popp April 15, 2015

pinky and the brain

A drink that mixes a small amount of Dr Pepper aka the brain, with a larger portion of Hi-C Pink Lemonaide. But whatever you do, do not use real lemonade. Only use the fake shit.

I'm a big fan of pinky and the brain. It's just so refreshing after a long day at work. But to be honest, I got to warn you that if you're not a fan of Dr Pepper you are never gonna like it, ever

by V-Popp April 15, 2015

astrobortology

Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.

I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter

by V-Popp April 15, 2015

gringo jalapeños

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

by V-Popp April 28, 2015

Deafening Silence

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

by V-Popp April 30, 2015

blue trash

A crooked cop or a racist cop

Detective inside interrogation room, "You know what I think? I think your blue trash and possibly more fucked up then the people you've been locking up all these years. But don't you worry. You ain't getting away with it. I'm gonna nail you on it even if it's the last thing I do."

by V-Popp April 30, 2015

butter button

A button that always comes loose all on its own

My butter button is one slip away from getting replaced

by V-Popp April 14, 2015