Usebleach's definitions

Butters

Butters

You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...

Jo Blogs to friend: "what about that girl over there?"
JO BLOGGS: "Nar, she's butters."

by Usebleach October 11, 2020

Inwira

INWIRA is the abbreviation for: "Ironic Nude Woman in a red armchair"... The name is unique to the owner of YouTube channel"Virtual High Tea Coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", and is therefore protected by copyright...

Joanne Bloggs: "I feel like a bit of an INWIRA myself actually."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

L.P

L.P stands for Low Profile

E.g.

Daughter to her family via zoom"Whers dad? I can't see him on the screen. Is he keeping L.P?"

by Usebleach December 26, 2021

Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

Racist

Racist

A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.

Anarchist addressing the crowd, after overthrowing the Government: "No more inequality or unemployment among the poor, unless they're black."
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"

by Usebleach February 12, 2021

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021