Usebleach's definitions

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Racist

Racist

A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.

Anarchist addressing the crowd, after overthrowing the Government: "No more inequality or unemployment among the poor, unless they're black."
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"

by Usebleach February 12, 2021

L.P

L.P stands for Low Profile

E.g.

Daughter to her family via zoom"Whers dad? I can't see him on the screen. Is he keeping L.P?"

by Usebleach December 26, 2021

Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

Inwira

INWIRA is the abbreviation for: "Ironic Nude Woman in a red armchair"... The name is unique to the owner of YouTube channel"Virtual High Tea Coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", and is therefore protected by copyright...

Joanne Bloggs: "I feel like a bit of an INWIRA myself actually."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021