Usebleach's definitions
"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021

C.H.B. stands for COUNCIL HOUSE BARRISTER, and is someone who is believed to have lived in a council house(NOT), who failed their exams, and made friends with crackheads, before they slept their way into Oxford/Cambridge, and then to the BAR.
Oxford Neighbour1 talking to neighbour2: "Here comes that C.H.B with that decent man."
Neighbour 2: "Well at least there's no camels."
Neighbour 2: "Well at least there's no camels."
by Usebleach March 12, 2020

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.
Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
by Usebleach August 3, 2020

L.P stands for Low Profile
by Usebleach December 26, 2021

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.
Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."
by Usebleach October 22, 2020

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022

INWIRA is the abbreviation for: "Ironic Nude Woman in a red armchair"... The name is unique to the owner of YouTube channel"Virtual High Tea Coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", and is therefore protected by copyright...
Joanne Bloggs: "I feel like a bit of an INWIRA myself actually."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
