Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

crémenleave

when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

by Urmomispoo69 March 09, 2020

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

by Urmomispoo69 March 09, 2019

when your holding in a really powerful fart and try to let out a little and it makes a rapid clicking noice that everyone can hear and later smell

yo bro did you see that guy man he rappidfire in during the school assembly

by Urmomispoo69 December 07, 2017

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

by Urmomispoo69 March 02, 2019

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019