4 definitions by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018

Gack

When your girl...or guy(it is 2017)...gags on your dick

I don't care that Kaia is his girlfriend. Imma gack Dylan tonight at 12:04.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole March 9, 2017

Gaysian

A Gay Asian

I'm really sad that Jim Ching is a Gaysian. I really wanted him in my 100% cotton bedsheets on my bamboo bedframe. He would've made my White Rice into some Fried Rice anyday of the week as soon as he entered his chopstick into my fortune cookie.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole March 8, 2017

Foil

The face you make when a guy is doing a great job at eating your roast beef sandwich. Commonly known as cum face and looks like a crinkled aluminum lid from Chipotle or just some good old wrinkled aluminum foil. It usually occurs when your man is eating you out like a McRib and slurping your Happy Meal Milk like some BBQ off of his fingers.

Girl, Alyssa told me that Aaron made her foil all night long. The wrinkles on her forehead must match the scratch marks on Aaron's back from the night before. They are both deep and full of sexual passion.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole March 8, 2017