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Book containing all of the worlds knowledge EVER + purposely hidden secrets that keep humans from advancing and exposing the flaws of society and government. A true phenomen in terms of literature and should be taught in all schools.

The bibble is top notch when it comes to deconstruction of religion (Islam, judaism , Christianity, etc) and DOMINANT in the face of atheism.

And NO, it’s NOT a Bible for atheists but rather humiliates them as well,

The bibble is pure perfection
The bibble is ALWAYS adding more and new information as well as reverse scriptures

The Bibble > the Bible > the Torah > the Quran > book of Scientology > a piece of shit

“Religious leaders and public officials are triggered by the mere existence of The Bibble which only proves its significance and unmatched strength”

The bibble is available for anyone who dares to approach its pages
by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022
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The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
by URBANTROOOPER February 1, 2022
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seldom used title of junior Grimes aka “J grimes” who’s perhaps the worst “rapper” in history.

Believes he’s god in physical form and also claims to be be Notorious BiG reincarnated.

Promises to conquer the rap game and establish a new era
Rap king is junior grimes even though the “title” itself is unwanted and mostly for clout purposes

J grimes is considered the rap king for all the wrong reasons
by URBANTROOOPER February 5, 2022
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A child with dangerous potential and figurative power yet still relies on his father for influence and strength to conquer this world for himself

Junior is son of the father (??????) and exhibits his connection of him through his malevolent yet innocent nature.
junior the son is a terrifying force to be reckoned with and it shows in the way he’s able to captivate anyone he comes across

As soon as junior’s true nature is revealed it’s already too late.

Junior the son the type of guy to convince the world that the grass isn’t green without any proof

Junior the son has no regard for anyone who dares reject or insult him/her

Junior outs the “J” in justice AND INJustice as well, ironically

For anyone to insult chaos and freedom is to insult junior the son

It may seem tempting to anger junior the son, but trust me, it’s NOT WORTH IT (unless of course you crave eternal destruction and ungodly torment followed by subjugation of your entire world and mindset)
by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022
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