2 definitions by Trout Reagan
The languange of computer savy people embodied by the son "White and Nerdy" by Wierd Al Y. Side effects of using hackvernac include an increased level of acne, glasses wearing, and possible shunning by the opposite sex.
by Trout Reagan May 26, 2007
To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)
Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.
by Trout Reagan May 26, 2007