Tom Brownlee's definitions

McDonalds

Looking for food poisoning? Not Sick of places like Pizza Hut delivering the bug? The Visit.... McDonalds, guarenteed Illness with every order.

Now with Death For All The Family: not-so-happy Meals.

I.P. Freely
1974-2003
This is what
happens when
you eat at
McDonalds!

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

tragic

Something really band, usually a Northern Ireland Townie speak for terrible.

"My car dead."
"Fuckin' tragic mate."

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

web site

This is where you can see info on the internet, it consists of 90% porn, 5% shopping, 4.9% random crap and 0.1% useful info.

They can be found using various browsers such as "Internet Explorer" (Oh God!) or "Netscape Navigator" (It's even worse!). They are usually filled with pop-ups advertising stuff no one would ever buy, well have you ever bough something from a pop-up?

Check out this web site, there is a picture of some person on it!

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

Scuzz

A nasty person who is hated by the community but is old and so cannot be moved, people just wait for the persons death.

Mr. Smith just threatened me, he's a scuzz.

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

catman

super hero who has a man body and a cat head. He wears pink spandex underwear and black velcro suiting.

Catman is Catman.

by Tom Brownlee July 31, 2003