2 definitions by Toadzi11a

Unwanted Visitor

:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.

Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)

by Toadzi11a July 30, 2013

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

by Toadzi11a July 26, 2013