7 definitions by TittyfaceJenkins
Formed from 'mucking out' or cleaning the poo from livestock dwellings.
However, more modernly, it is in reference to laying the hammer down on a big babe's butthole. Hence, cleaning the poo from her balloon knot.
However, more modernly, it is in reference to laying the hammer down on a big babe's butthole. Hence, cleaning the poo from her balloon knot.
Me: Goddamn it, Bernice is lookin good over there.
Friend: you won't muck out her asshole.
Me: you think I'm scared to muck out Bernice? Fuck you pal. I bet I could muck her out so hard she loses 5 lbs... Then I do it
Friend: you won't muck out her asshole.
Me: you think I'm scared to muck out Bernice? Fuck you pal. I bet I could muck her out so hard she loses 5 lbs... Then I do it
by TittyfaceJenkins July 1, 2021
n. - A person believing that he or she and their actions/opinions are relevant or pertinent in the eyes of their peers/coworkers, when in reality they are just a disgusting repulsive shit head (hog) and everyone typically bitches about and makes fun of them behind their back. Typically one who has the demeanor of a truck driver.
v. - see "boss hogging"
v. - see "boss hogging"
Dude, Garth thinks he knows so much and loves feeling important in front of new employees. He is such a fucking boss hog.
Man, Dave needs to get back to driving his stinky ass box truck and stop trying to be such a boss hog!
Man, Dave needs to get back to driving his stinky ass box truck and stop trying to be such a boss hog!
by TittyfaceJenkins April 13, 2011
When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.
The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
by TittyfaceJenkins March 28, 2016
n. - The acronym of dead tooth used for convenience when speaking in the presence of a filthy fucking animal of an individual possessing a dead tooth.
v. - DT'ing
-Placing one's dead tooth near someone else's delicious food or item and thus ruining that person's meal and typically their entire day.
v. - DT'ing
-Placing one's dead tooth near someone else's delicious food or item and thus ruining that person's meal and typically their entire day.
Charles- "Hey Ted, when Ron was all shitfaced last night did you see him DT'ing all up on your girls pussy in the club?"
Ted- "Well fuck yo, if Ron had his DT all up in my girl's buffalo gums, I c'aint eat that shit for weeks, blahhh!"
Ted- "Well fuck yo, if Ron had his DT all up in my girl's buffalo gums, I c'aint eat that shit for weeks, blahhh!"
by TittyfaceJenkins April 13, 2011
n. - 1. typically imitating a move or action widely accepted as a common physical act done by an individual that smells like an 1800's shithouse. Generally touching one's gentiles while simultaneously rubbing one's nipple and disgustingly flicking one's tongue crudely.
n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.
n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.
Wow! Colonel Tushfinger that sure was a funny ass boss move when you jumped on that stack of lumber and acted like that pussy waffle truck driver Ron.
Hey Larry, I know you are my best friend and all, but that sure was a boss move when you made my mom finger blast your shit box and got caught by my dad.
Hey Larry, I know you are my best friend and all, but that sure was a boss move when you made my mom finger blast your shit box and got caught by my dad.
by TittyfaceJenkins April 14, 2011
v. - Acting like a boss hog. Trying to be more than what one really is. Typically the actions of a stinky assed fat fucking truck driver who is telling fabricated and outlandish stories of their importance simply for hearing themselves speak or seem more relevant than what they really are.
Brah, Fat Tyrone is really boss hogging down there on that forklift while he tells everyone what to do.
Fuck me, Maghead Mike sure thinks he is one bad motherfucker when he is boss hogging around in front of that stank ass slut he is tryin to hump up on.
Fuck me, Maghead Mike sure thinks he is one bad motherfucker when he is boss hogging around in front of that stank ass slut he is tryin to hump up on.
by TittyfaceJenkins April 13, 2011
A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020