Time4SumAksion's definitions

Ruzz

To urinate; to take a piss.

Man, I gotta go for a ruzz real bad!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

The Bigs

The big leagues, specifically the MLB.

Sanchez isn't ready for the bigs, yet.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.

Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.

by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006

Gerbal Chaser

A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.

Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006