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The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009
Get the Beer Tour mug."Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion February 1, 2007
Get the Balls Across the Nose mug.Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
Get the VIP Room mug.The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.
A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
Get the Mileage mug.A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.
See, also: Mileage
See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
Get the VIP Dance mug.Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.
by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006
Get the Soft C mug.Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
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