Time4SumAksion's definitions

Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.

by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006

Ruzz

To urinate; to take a piss.

Man, I gotta go for a ruzz real bad!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

Cheezies

A fatty, cheese flavoured snack, known in the states as "cheese doodles" or "cheese puffs" are lovingly called "cheezies" in Canada.

I grabbed a bag of cheezies and a 50 and settled in for the game.

by Time4SumAksion August 25, 2005

NFA

Acronym for "No Fucking Around."

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."

by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004

VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.

Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

More Gay

A term used to describe the "gayer" of two faggots involved in homosexual intercourse. Some argue that the receiver (catcher) is most gay, while others side with the giver (pitcher.)

A definitive answer has yet to be determined.

George: I’m not going to say it again, god damn it - the one taking it is more gay!
Sam: George, you’re wrong. The guy performing the act is gayer.

James: But what if you’re lying in a ditch, and someone comes up from behind you…

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage

Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006