Time4SumAksion's definitions

Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006

Christsicle

A crucifix. Jesus on a stick for all to see.

Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.

That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.

by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006

Buttertown

Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.

We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.

by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005

Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005