13 definitions by Thoringerveer

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Boobtable

A boobtable is where a person attaches 2 bathroom plungers to their chest using the suction bulb, places a flat surface on top of the shafts, and then places objects on the flat surface.

He pulled the tablecloth off the boobtable without knocking over the glass

by Thoringerveer October 5, 2023

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

firby

feeble, tired, senescent

I can't walk that far. I'm getting too oldand firby.

by Thoringerveer June 6, 2017

Buff

The act of painting over or removing graffiti.

"The city's been buffing my tags and throwups!"

by Thoringerveer October 14, 2014

Grey Ghost

Person who buffs graffitti; self appointed vigilante, removing tags and throwups.

That Grey Ghost just buffed my tag!

by Thoringerveer October 14, 2014

Prolly

This is a colloquial version of the word "probably", in common usage in the upper Midwest, especially those areas of Wisconsin whose populations were drawn from German-speaking immigrants like Milwaukee and Madison. Definitely predates Internet.

I'm prolly gonna get some cheese fries with that.

by Thoringerveer March 18, 2016