2 definitions by TheTed
A Romantic Gesture is identical to a Loving Gesture, except that in order to qualify as "romantic," it needs to be at least somewhat pointless or useless; lacking in practical function or utility.
If you wash the dishes, take out the trash, fart elsewhere, tell her you love her, go to her special events, and buy her tampons, but don't buy her flowers that will die in just days, you've never performed a single Romantic Gesture. What a dick.
by TheTed January 19, 2015
Someone that everyone should know is a liar, but somehow maintains credibility with some despite obvious duplicity.
He told her he wasn’t cheating on her, but since he’s cheated on everyone he’s ever been with, he’s obviously a fauci.
by TheTed June 3, 2021