Destiny

A very addictive video game where you play an undead soldier soldier with the ability to wield “light” as a weapon. You are tasked with defending humanity’s last safe city from alien invaders after a mysterious surge of dark energy sweeps the solar system and kills off most of humanity.
Hey man, wanna play destiny on my ps4?
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7 rings

Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
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tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.
Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”
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Ligma

If someone mentions ligma to you, don’t ask what it is or they will say that
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Shadowgun legends

An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.
Shadowgun legends is teh best mobile game.
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stem3academy

Independent guy: Ha look at this funny meme *shows actual unique funny meme that no one has ever heard about*
Stem3academy kids: Can u dont do unfunny trash
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LALE

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
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