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Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?
Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!
Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!
Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
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