TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy's definitions

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.

Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

LALE

Laugh a little extra, see LOL

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020

Neoliberalism

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.

Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 12, 2021

Freehold

The term for a homestead in the upcoming MMORPG Ashes of Creation. You can hire people such as blacksmiths to work at your freehold for you.

I just bought a freehold

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 7, 2020

Ronald Reagan

Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.

Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 21, 2021

KIIS FM

LA’s #1 shit music station. 90% bragging about themselves. 9.99% repeating the same garbage, 0.01% la’s #1 shit music

Ryan C Crest: KIIS FM is la’s no. 1 hit music station.

Tanya: la’s no. 1 hit music station

Sisanie: la’s no. 1 hit music station

3 hours later:

Ryan C Crest: la’s number 1 hit music station

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy April 8, 2019