Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 03, 2020
Get the Drymug. An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 05, 2019
Get the Shadowgun legendsmug. A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism
Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021
Get the Cummunistmug. A cheek tickler is something or someone that is cute. Reference to your ass cheeks tickling when you see cuteness.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 13, 2021
Get the Cheek ticklermug. Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me
Guy 2: Haha!
Guy 3: LOL
Guy 4: LALE
Guy 2: Haha!
Guy 3: LOL
Guy 4: LALE
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020
Get the LALEmug. by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
Get the It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!mug. “and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020
Get the Beanbagmug.