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$@&#%!

What one types as opposed to swearing.
Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!
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tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.
Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”
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LALE

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020
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7 rings

Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
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Freehold

The term for a homestead in the upcoming MMORPG Ashes of Creation. You can hire people such as blacksmiths to work at your freehold for you.
I just bought a freehold
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 7, 2020
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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ashes of creation

Seriously. This is going to be like, the Beatles of video games. It’s like, an mmorpg and the world evolves around the actions of the playerbase and cities and nations are in it and they rise and fall and stuff.
I can’t wait to play Ashes of Creation!
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 12, 2020
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