4 definitions by TheFifteenthMinute

Backyard Jersey Sprinkler

Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back 

I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep

Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause. 

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time. 

Dude, that Taco Bell from last night gave me some serious anal ropeburn!