shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)

He's a dirty shit-stabber

by The Professor June 05, 2003

antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.

I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.

by The Professor January 05, 2005

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

by The Professor November 07, 2003

motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.

Your father is a motherfucker.

by The Professor March 31, 2003