The Professor's definitions

shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)

He's a dirty shit-stabber

by The Professor June 5, 2003

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

marto

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

by the professor November 10, 2003

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004