The Professor's definitions

marto

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

by the professor November 10, 2003

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Trogdor

The Best Thing Ever To Happen To The World.

www.homestarrunner.com under toons in extras in strong bad e-mails under Dragon GO THERE NOW I COMMAND YOU

by The Professor June 3, 2003

SEGA thumbs

Pain or stiffness in the thumbs occuring most often after a long bout of playing a game on the SEGA console.
Can also be applied to other consoles.

After 5 hours of Sonic, Bruce had a badass case of SEGA thumbs.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.

Your father is a motherfucker.

by The Professor March 31, 2003