The Professor's definitions

MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

by The Professor August 8, 2019

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.

I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.

by The Professor January 5, 2005

Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com

Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.

by The Professor February 10, 2005

dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.

see the dobbers in the dole queue

by The Professor June 3, 2004

Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")

While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.

by The Professor June 18, 2004