The Professor's definitions

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Trogdor

The Best Thing Ever To Happen To The World.

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by The Professor June 3, 2003

Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

by The Professor November 24, 2003

MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

by The Professor August 8, 2019

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004