3 definitions by The Lover Victor Pooge

The Donald

The part of your brain, located in your penis, that controls all high-level functioning.

"You definitely have a shot with Hanna, tonight."

"Eh. Not really my type."

"Dude! It's right THERE."

"I'll leave it up to The Donald."

by The Lover Victor Pooge April 1, 2010

grismer

Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.

Typical post-coital exchange:

"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."

"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)

(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"

"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."

And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)

by The Lover Victor Pooge August 3, 2009

enormodump

Commonly generated after consuming an entire large pizza, with a six-pack. Digestion takes an entire evening. The enormodump resembles the barrel of a baseball bat, both in circumference and color(s). Yellow to tan to a deep, rich oak. The enormodump fills the entire drain-head, and extends neatly up the center of the bowl; nearly reaching the toilet rim. In fact, there rarely is enough room left to allow for a clean drop. Oftentimes, enormodump disengages with a slow draw down your crack, and across one buttcheek. Interestingly, and despite it's unusual girth, the enormodump often flushes cleanly, and completely.

This is a VERY delicate situation, however. The addition of toilet tissue will inevitably create a drain-wedge; and prevent a clean flush. Similarly, any post-enormodump, residual poo-shards will complicate matters. Either addition will, most likely, require manual extraction.

** Remember to pay homage to enormodump. Enormodump reminds us of all that is right with the world.

by The Lover Victor Pooge August 10, 2009