4 definitions by Teraknor
When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor November 5, 2015
When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.
by Teraknor March 27, 2020
A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
by Teraknor January 12, 2016