6 definitions by Tedu53
Teacher: Why are you late, Jacob?
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.
by Tedu53 January 17, 2009
Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
by Tedu53 December 27, 2008
Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!
Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
by Tedu53 December 4, 2008
A very serious typo error created by "emo slayer." He seems so intelligent when he states his own definition for Hawthorne Heights but when you actually see the word, it makes you want to kill him.
by Tedu53 February 12, 2009
The substance that comes out of your mouth after you eat a chocolatey substace such as Oreos, Cookies, etc.
by Tedu53 February 5, 2009
Short for the famous German Commander "General Von Steuben." Originated from the following website - www.americanrevwar.homestead.com/files/VONSTUB.HTM
Significant because of the fact that it plays a loud screeching noise just seconds after the page is opened.
Significant because of the fact that it plays a loud screeching noise just seconds after the page is opened.
(At School)
Me: Hey kyle, open up vonstub again.
Kyle: No! I'll get in trouble!
Me: Cmon!
Kyle: Fine...
vonstub: SHUN!! DEE NEEE NEE
Me: Hey kyle, open up vonstub again.
Kyle: No! I'll get in trouble!
Me: Cmon!
Kyle: Fine...
vonstub: SHUN!! DEE NEEE NEE
by Tedu53 February 17, 2009