4 definitions by Tamek
The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 8, 2008
An avid scrapbooker who takes an excessive amount of time completing simple tasks, like mounting a projector.
by Tamek August 2, 2019
The Powell Doctrine, created by then Major-General Colin Powell during the Gulf War stated that in a war, attention and care should be given to the land on which the soldiers were standing. This doctrine is known in military circles as the 'Do not step on the flowers' or 'Please Keep Off the Grass' doctrine.
by Tamek October 11, 2006
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: Shoots Brett in the shoulder Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: Shoots Brett in the shoulder Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
by Tamek March 18, 2007