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TsukasaZero

A legendary sex god who has powers unlike any other.
OMG! HE WAS IN NO WAY LIKE TsukasaZero LAST NIGHT!
by TZ August 1, 2004
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Totenkopf

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.
The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.
by TZ June 19, 2003
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brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.
Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.
by TZ January 20, 2006
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Atomic Irish Car Bomb

An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.


How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 8, 2004
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snot clot

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).
She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.
by TZ January 7, 2005
mugGet the snot clotmug.

brita

A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
mugGet the britamug.

pixar syndrome

when someone thinks an animal or insect has a personality and is cute, adorable, and cuddley... no matter what the circumstances.
person 1: "awww! look at that cute tiger! He wont hurt me, hes soooo cute!!!"
person2: "uh huh... sounds like pixar syndrome to me"
by TZ October 2, 2005
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