Definitions by TZ

brownicure 

When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.

"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"

brownicure by TZ October 9, 2005

chocolate hostages 

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

chocolate hostages by TZ October 7, 2005

pixar syndrome 

when someone thinks an animal or insect has a personality and is cute, adorable, and cuddley... no matter what the circumstances.

person 1: "awww! look at that cute tiger! He wont hurt me, hes soooo cute!!!"
person2: "uh huh... sounds like pixar syndrome to me"

pixar syndrome by TZ October 2, 2005

puerto rican lane change 

Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.

Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"

puerto rican lane change by TZ February 25, 2005

sorta rican 

Someone who is half puerto rican, or looks like they might be puerto rican.

Dude.. with your hair like that, you look sorta rican.

sorta rican by TZ January 29, 2005

weekend 

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.

TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!

weekend by TZ January 22, 2005

henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.

"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."

henny sipper by TZ January 19, 2005