TZ's definitions

weekend

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.

TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!

by TZ January 22, 2005

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

sorta rican

Someone who is half puerto rican, or looks like they might be puerto rican.

Dude.. with your hair like that, you look sorta rican.

by TZ January 29, 2005

Milky White Binger Time

Taking full bong rips at headquarters

Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!

by TZ November 4, 2006

Zaznibaer

The l337 name for Project: Zanzibar, a map based on the Halo 2 game and map.

It is also TsukasaZero's word. And noone else's.

<ZexGX> zaznibaer is going to pwn.

*Note an actual quote, just a re-enacment.

by TZ August 2, 2004

dirty nurse

when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.

I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.

by TZ January 7, 2005

TsukasaZero

A legendary sex god who has powers unlike any other.

OMG! HE WAS IN NO WAY LIKE TsukasaZero LAST NIGHT!

by TZ August 1, 2004