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sorta rican

Someone who is half puerto rican, or looks like they might be puerto rican.
Dude.. with your hair like that, you look sorta rican.
by TZ January 29, 2005
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weekend

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!
by TZ January 22, 2005
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chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 7, 2005
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Totenkopf

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.
The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.
by TZ June 19, 2003
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Headquarters

Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.
Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!
by TZ November 15, 2006
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Pigbark

The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"

"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"

"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"

"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"
by TZ April 14, 2009
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brownicure

When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.
"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"
by TZ October 9, 2005
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