26 definitions by TZ
The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"
by TZ April 15, 2009
The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"
by TZ April 15, 2009
when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.
I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.
by TZ January 8, 2005
Similar to an oops, but much better.
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
It was her birthday.. so instead of giving her the usual oops, I realized this is a special day for her and decided to give her a super oops.
by TZ January 16, 2005
A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
by TZ October 7, 2005
An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.
How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).
Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).
Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 8, 2004