TEEG's definitions

face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.

She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her

by TEEG January 28, 2009

meow mix

what I like to say when I see a bunch of different kinds of cats in one setting.

wow, some meow mix you've got going on here...

by TEEG April 3, 2006

STFUper powers

The power to make people STFU (shut the **ck up)
another glorious turd of internet speak.
play on the words super powers

STFUper powers, activate! Form of Ball gag!

by TEEG November 4, 2009

preppy goth

a person of the gothic subculture that buys all of there clothes at high dollar stores( you know which one comes to mind) then basicly brags about it, they are the preps of the subculture and are more apt to be depressed over credit card statements then the fact that the world is ending slowly.

girl: check these out I got them at ( you know where) for only ninety bucks!

guy: I never realized that you were such a preppy goth...

by TEEG April 9, 2006

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

stuff you

Referring to the first, yes it is derived from STFU which means "shut the fuck up" Stuff you is a tamer version more widely accepted, yet still holds the same message of shutting up.

dude: hey why dont you see me some time?

chick: stuff you and go away!

by TEEG April 9, 2006

ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

by TEEG April 9, 2006