6 definitions by T-rump

Memes

The highest rated videos on pornhub.com

Alex: Dude, whats the highest rated vid on the hub you have ever seen?
Jack: Oh man, I just saw this one meme compilation that got 98%
Alex: Memes?!?!?

by T-rump April 10, 2019

Squirrel

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.

Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.

by T-rump September 19, 2018

Dodecahedron

A 12 sided 3 dimensional figure, usually in the shape of an egg.

Mom: Did you get the eggs?
Me: They were out of eggs but I got this box of dodecahedron's from the store...
Mom: Honey, those are eggs...

by T-rump March 28, 2019

Mayo

Italiano for May

It'sa almosta Mayo.
*Italian accent

by T-rump September 19, 2018

Magic Man

An ordinary guy who once drank the blood from a uni-enchilada and became a magic man.

Papi: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: A magic man!
Papi:(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

by T-rump September 19, 2018

OK

Abbreviation for Onker Wonkers (The "K" at the beginning of "Wonker" is silent and you can't see it).

Mom: Honey, do the dishes
Son: Onker Wonker
Mom: Just say OK... Its easier

by T-rump April 10, 2019