5 definitions by Suplie Pmac

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009
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It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.
I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.
by Suplie Pmac June 29, 2009
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1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady.

2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and control him.

3. n. A dude whokisses his old lady's ass, so as to not fight, get bitched at, or deprived of sex.
1. "Man, look at Tom, he's such a fuckin yes dear that fool can't do shit."

"Yeah he may wear the pants in the family but, she damn sure picks them out."

2. "Hey you wanna come out to the bar, have a few drinks?"

"Oh, dude I'd love to but the old lady won't be having it."

"Grow a set of balls you fuckin yes dear!"
by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009
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1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.
Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.
by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009
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A a nasty, triffling person, that usually only wants money or sex.
She's just givin it up to everybody, damn that bitch is ratchett.
by Suplie Pmac June 27, 2009
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