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A common synonym for "cold heartless bitch" usually directed toward authors/poets. This term can be interchangeable for anyone who makes you life a living hell for a time period of two to four weeks.
Man, I'm sure glad i got rid of that Jane Austen novel, it almost made me puke.
by Stumpy Lumpy April 18, 2006
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