Stinky's definitions

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

necrophiliac

someone you wouldn't be caught dead with

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

by Stinky June 14, 2004

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 28, 2003

Brown

A term used to identify any person whit dark skin who's national origin can not be determined.

I wonder where those browns who just moved in are from.

by Stinky July 21, 2004