Stinky's definitions

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Vacation Set

An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.

Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.

by stinky July 29, 2004

White Buffoon

A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.

Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 28, 2003

necrophiliac

someone you wouldn't be caught dead with

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

by Stinky June 14, 2004