Stinky's definitions

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.

I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.

by stinky July 30, 2004

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

by stinky May 27, 2003

Six pack

Manual penetration of a woman's vagina and anus at the same time. Usually the thumb and pointer finger are used, much the way one carries a six pack of beer.

Lauren initially rejected my advances, but after a few drinks she was begging for me to six pack her.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Icer

When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.

Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.

by stinky July 22, 2004

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017