Stinky's definitions

Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

by stinky April 7, 2004

gunship

If you see something cool, it should be referred to as a real gunship, or a muthafuckin gunship, or nice gunship etc.

Originally from Persist via 12stone

I once peed on 10 cars in one go.

wow dude, that's totally gunship.

by stinky April 22, 2004

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017

Six pack

Manual penetration of a woman's vagina and anus at the same time. Usually the thumb and pointer finger are used, much the way one carries a six pack of beer.

Lauren initially rejected my advances, but after a few drinks she was begging for me to six pack her.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

by stinky May 27, 2003

Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.

I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.

by stinky July 30, 2004

party

An oblique way to refer to cocaine use. Often used to determine whether or not someone else is a user or whether or not someone might want to buy or try cocaine. To avoid further solicitation, someone being asked if he or she "parties" should answer "not anymore" rather than simply "no."

Bobby: Do you party?
Susie: No.
Bobby: Wanna try?

by Stinky February 28, 2005