Stephen's definitions

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

zags

Zags are blunt papers used to roll up some chewy.

"I smoke chewy like a mutha fuckin nut, gotta gram bag get the zags and roll her up" -Andre Nickatina

by Stephen February 21, 2005

Devin Harris

a fag that likes Fabolous just because they both have crooked teeth. He like G Unit because its a all male group and he gets off on it.

My cat walked like a devin Harris after being raped by another male cat.

by Stephen December 31, 2004

blah guy

a normal person in the demented cartoon movie

(blah guy)I wonder why when you say the ziggy word a bomb explodes.

by Stephen March 29, 2005

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

I was ROTFLMAO after I heard that joke.

by Stephen April 11, 2003

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004