Stephen's definitions

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

parimony

Monthly installment of funds from parents to offspring after moving out.

Hey man, I'm coming over to your house to eat...I'm still waiting for my parimony check.

by Stephen May 14, 2003

crunk

v. past perfect tense of the infinitive "to crank"; refers to the the ultimate level or the uppermost possibility

adj. - refers a person, place, or thing that is the best, or superior

The club last night was crunk-tight! All the fly honeys were in the hizzy!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

azim

the gteatest personality in this world. Never ever try to compete with him. Master of all.

oh! i think only one in this world is azim

by stephen February 18, 2004

the shit

When a situation or item is incredibly good.

That 68 VW van is the shit!

by stephen September 9, 2003

koofey

A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.

"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."

by Stephen December 19, 2004