Spencer Ace's definitions

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Stupendulum

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018