Spencer Ace's definitions

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Connecticut Rugby

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019