Spencer Ace's definitions

Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Colorado Ball-Buster

When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks

I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Connecticut Rugby

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019