Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Spencer Ace

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks

I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019