Spencer Ace's definitions

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Ratchdar

A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.

I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Connecticut Rugby

A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex

Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019