39 definitions by Spencer Ace

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Pot of gold

What you might get if you shit in a toilet bowl after eating corn

Gross! Someone left a pot of gold in the men's room

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Dakota Daredevil

A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues

I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Sex dumpster

The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed

Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?

Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maine Manicure

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019