Spencer Ace's definitions

The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented

Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Dakota Daredevil

A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues

I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maine Manicure

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Idaho Summersault

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)

Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab

by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015