Spencer Ace's definitions

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)

Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab

by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015

Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Carolina Cottonpicker

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery

Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019