Spencer Ace's definitions

Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Nebraskan Leprechaun

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Stupendulum

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Idaho Summersault

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019