Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Stupendulum

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Nebraskan Leprechaun

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019