Spencer Ace's definitions

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Cosby Carnival

A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins

I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)

Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab

by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019