Spencer Ace's definitions

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

digital blackface

when white people use black emojis unironically

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018