Spencer Ace's definitions

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

moonyear

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Cosby Carnival

A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins

I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019