39 definitions by Spencer Ace

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab
A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
by Spencer Ace September 26, 2018
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The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)
Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab
by Spencer Ace January 5, 2015
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A sunburned micropenis
Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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