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A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive.

Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do.

But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.
See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.
by Sonsypants August 12, 2011
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Not typically used alone. It is part of a spoonerism for "what the f*ck is happening" that is used to convey extreme confusion.
by Sonsypants October 2, 2016
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