Somebody's definitions

planes hit the towers

The event that happened on 9/11/01.

I was in New York when the planes hit the towers.

by somebody August 9, 2003

somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

by Somebody July 10, 2003

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

Klondike

Fat black lesbian bitch who loves to chomp box.

That klondike would do anything for some snatch.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

somebody

a loser that uses stock comebacks and is obsessed with anime

"waah those shitheads dont like crappy shows like evangelion so im gonna throw the same insults over and over at them"

by Somebody July 19, 2003

fired

Fucking tired

Im so fired!

by Somebody June 1, 2004

Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003